Retro Smashed Video Game Podcast
Some friends hang out, drink a few beers, insult each other a little bit, and eventually talk about retro video games! Play along with our game of the week where we test our knowledge of useless pop culture trivia. We go over some background info about the video game of the week as well as some of our memories of it. We then finish the show with some Happy Time shout-outs to anniversaries of video game releases and other historical pop culture landmarks.
Episodes
95 episodes
Episode 94 - Cheats
Cheaters never win, but these losers know the codes to an enjoyable life. (Hint: It's booze.)We talk about early 2000s fashion, Weldy gives away his passwords, and AI tells us how to do our podcast.
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Episode 94
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1:11:51
Episode 93 - Games That Define Us
We're a little late to the trend, but we bring Alex back to talk about the top 10 games that define each of us. Weldy might have Covid, Andy wants to get the logo tattooed on him, and Weldy tries to beat the clock for Happy Times.
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Episode 93
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1:34:41
Episode 92 - Halo
The tube shows green! Cycle complete! Welcome back! We'll have your podcast ready stat! Please look around the room. We need to get a calibration reading for your listening diagnostics....Our frie...
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Episode 92
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1:12:53
Episode 91 - Castlevania
Ve vant to suck................ your blood!!Between the vampire jokes, we go over Kirsten Dunst movies, Andy gives a different definition of "church pews", and Ricky talks about his elder crushes.
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Episode 91
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1:04:20
Episode 90 - Conker's Bad Fur Day
The boys stumble out the bar and make some perverted jokes just like their squirrelly friend.Weldy hides some chocolate milk and yells at the clouds, while Andy and Ricky talk about their childhood crushes.
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Episode 90
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1:07:58
Episode 89 - Pause Menus
We take a "pause" *wink wink* to become the Adult Swim and Retro P*rn* Podcast, a Chicago eatery review-cast, and a Sunny in Philadelphia-cast.
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Episode 89
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1:15:58
Episode 88 - God of War
By the gods!! Our (other) friend (that is also named), Kyle (not from episode 10), joins us to discuss the God of War series. Andy almost becomes Spider-Man before his house explodes, Ricky continues to have his free speech edited, and we find ...
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Episode 88
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1:02:44
Episode 87 - Dante's Inferno
The wish to hear such baseness is degrading.Ricky talks about getting a new tattoo, the boys talk about their AARP, and what level of Hell they belong in.
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Episode 87
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1:01:00
Episode 86 - The Ham Sandwiches of Video Games
What's the blandest of bland? Not quite immaculate, but also still easy to swallow? How about a mediocre game? We bring in a friend of the show, Luke, to help us bracket the most medium ranked games out of 40.
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Episode 86
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1:13:18
Episode 85 - Crash Bandicoot
Hey plumber man! Your worst nightmare has arrived!We go over Ricky's birthday party, 90's commercials, and Disney movies.
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Episode 85
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59:09
Episode 84 - Brütal Legend
ROCK & ROLL!!!! We celebrate Ozzy Osbourne life by going over one of his most famous video games.The boys also go over worst places to be hungover, Schwarzengger movies, and famous cartoon dogs.
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Episode 84
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59:31
Episode 83 - Spyro
Drink that bleach, bitch!We talk about our live episode from Pride, some kids make the world's biggest ramen bowl, and we have a second game!Oh Yeah, we talk about the little dragon that could, Spyro, as well...
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Episode 83
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1:21:56
Episode 82 - Uwe Boll
Movie Month ends with a detailed report of one of the worst directors of video game movies, Uwe Boll. Ricky teases the Patreon story of how he fell down over the weekend, we talk a bit about 90's alternative rock, and Kermit and Ms. Piggy...
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Episode 82
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1:01:25
Episode 81 - Movies About Video Games
Movie month continues as we go over movies that are about video games this time. We have a spelling bee, Ricky goes over some Anime talk, and we discuss AI Book-It.
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Episode 81
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1:26:44
Episode 80 - Movies Based on Games
Let's all go to the lobby and grab ourselves a snack! June starts off movie month where we start with movie video game adaptations. Between talking about our memories (and some lost memories) of some video game movies, we also talk ...
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Episode 80
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1:22:49
Episode 79 - Streets of Rage
Weldy's mom joins us for a special "slightly off a week" Mother's Day episode. She always joins him to play Streets of Rage on his Mother's Day stream, so we figured we'd do a Streets of Rage episode with her! She doesn't stay for t...
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Episode 79
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1:00:49
Episode 78 - Top 7 Weapons of All Time
Brian Reynolds of https://thebridgeteachers.com joins us as our first non-intimate friend group special guest to talk about our top 7 videogame weapons! Ricky finally makes into the studio as well.Brian teaches us a bit ...
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Episode 78
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1:27:01
Episode 77 - Donkey Kong
Cranky here. These podcasts are always a bunch of guys talking nonsense, thinking they're funny? They're no Skidda and Kaboing in the Mornings. Back in my day we didn't have fancy podcast descriptions. We had to hope the...
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Episode 77
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1:06:27
Episode 76 - Ranking Game Developers Pt2
The boys are back for a second helping of a shit sandwich. Maybe this one will go better than the last one???Weldy forgets who the 3 Stooges are, the book of Joshua gets the Crippler Crossfade, and we go over the top 20 songs of 19...
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Episode 76
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58:03
Episode 75 - Ranking Game Developers Pt1
Weldy puts a list together of 25 videogame developers so Ricky and Andy try to blindly put it in an order that makes little to no sense. Ricky talks about his time as a President, Weldy wants to play an Oregon Trail set in the world of D&...
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Episode 75
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1:10:27
Episode 74 - Mega Drive Arcade Classics
The Sega Genesis had some good arcade ports, so we go over a few of our favorites. Weldy talks about his dogs, and we still have some audio issues despite our attempts to karaoke a few songs.
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Episode 74
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43:01
Episode 73 - Rhythm Games
We hit the Star Power and slap the whammy bar as we go over some home ownership tips, update our shout-out list, and Weldy debates on buying a Big Boy statue.
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Episode 73
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52:39
Episode 72 - Sonic the Hedgehog
Gotta go fast! We're eating chili dogs and talking about Bad-Dad Rock, Disney rides and restaurants, and how to be 90s cool from PSA's.
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Episode 72
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1:09:08