Retro Smashed Video Game Podcast
Some friends hang out, drink a few beers, insult each other a little bit, and eventually talk about retro video games! Play along with our game of the week where we test our knowledge of useless pop culture trivia. We go over some background info about the video game of the week as well as some of our memories of it. We then finish the show with some Happy Time shout-outs to anniversaries of video game releases and other historical pop culture landmarks.
Episodes
105 episodes
Episode 104 - Patreon Exclusive - 1993 The Blind Ranking
Hey! It's Weldy this time! Andy is dying (just kidding....kind of), I have a mega migraine and a kid that has sleep regression, and ALEX IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE! So you get a totally unedited, uncensored episode that we 3 did, blind ranking our...
Episode 103 - TimeSplitters
The Moose is loose!!! Or at least this episode is. Alex tries to wrangle the boys in this episode while coming off of a root canal, we also discuss bands that had TV shows, TMNT puppets, and try to avoid talking about Kristi N...
Episode 102 - Super Mario Galaxy
Just in time for the new movie, the boys go over one of Weldy's favorite Mario games. Recorded right after St Paddy's Day, we try to talk over Bluey episodes in the background as we go over unintentional villains in movies, recast the nex...
Episode 101 - Create-a-Character
The boys increase their genital slider and reduce their intelligence slider as the beers slider increases throughout the episode this week.Ricky missed out on the episode so we got André the Giant to join us instead, we also talk about A...
Episode 100 - Patreon Exclusive - Draft From a Hat Pt2: Electric Bugaloo
Our live episode was a blast, but due to the hangovers we didn't have enough time to edit it. Check our YouTube channel in the near future to catch it!In the mean time, enjoy an episode Weldy and Andy recorded back around the 50th ...
Episode 99 - Rare
Cranky Kong here again. They couldn't come up with anything more clever than bringing me back? Luckily I don't have much else going on. They told me they'd pay me with 99 bananas, but I think they messed up because they gave m...
Episode 98 - Fallout: New Vegas
The boys are here to do some business with the BIG IRON on their hips. BIG IRON ON THEIR HIIIIIPPPPS!Also, Hank Hill looksmaxxes with the new age lingo, Clitvictorious joins The Legion, and we discuss our favorite gmilfs...
Episode 97 - Psychology of Speed Running
Aribabble comes back to pick Weldy's brain to see why he loves to speed run. We tease Ricky for not making it on the episode, what the best bagel toppings are, and we try to get a sponsor yet again.
Episode 96 - RollerCoaster Tycoon
Guest #2567 loved this episode.Not brought to you by Jerkmates or Bad Dragon, the boys discuss Andy's cable access show, "Squeezy Fetus", calling hotline numbers, and join the Robot Chicken cast.
Episode 95 - 2025 Wrap Up
We wanted to wrap the year up with our top played games of the year, as well as our paid Patreon members' games. We have a high/low game about the year's events all while enjoying one too many "Christmas Spirits"!The Drunk Boyz vid...
Episode 94 - Cheats
Cheaters never win, but these losers know the codes to an enjoyable life. (Hint: It's booze.)We talk about early 2000s fashion, Weldy gives away his passwords, and AI tells us how to do our podcast.
Episode 93 - Games That Define Us
We're a little late to the trend, but we bring Alex back to talk about the top 10 games that define each of us. Weldy might have Covid, Andy wants to get the logo tattooed on him, and Weldy tries to beat the clock for Happy Times.
Episode 92 - Halo
The tube shows green! Cycle complete! Welcome back! We'll have your podcast ready stat! Please look around the room. We need to get a calibration reading for your listening diagnostics....Our frie...
Episode 91 - Castlevania
Ve vant to suck................ your blood!!Between the vampire jokes, we go over Kirsten Dunst movies, Andy gives a different definition of "church pews", and Ricky talks about his elder crushes.
Episode 90 - Conker's Bad Fur Day
The boys stumble out the bar and make some perverted jokes just like their squirrelly friend.Weldy hides some chocolate milk and yells at the clouds, while Andy and Ricky talk about their childhood crushes.
Episode 89 - Pause Menus
We take a "pause" *wink wink* to become the Adult Swim and Retro P*rn* Podcast, a Chicago eatery review-cast, and a Sunny in Philadelphia-cast.
Episode 88 - God of War
By the gods!! Our (other) friend (that is also named), Kyle (not from episode 10), joins us to discuss the God of War series. Andy almost becomes Spider-Man before his house explodes, Ricky continues to have his free speech edited, and we find ...
Episode 87 - Dante's Inferno
The wish to hear such baseness is degrading.Ricky talks about getting a new tattoo, the boys talk about their AARP, and what level of Hell they belong in.
Episode 86 - The Ham Sandwiches of Video Games
What's the blandest of bland? Not quite immaculate, but also still easy to swallow? How about a mediocre game? We bring in a friend of the show, Luke, to help us bracket the most medium ranked games out of 40.
Episode 85 - Crash Bandicoot
Hey plumber man! Your worst nightmare has arrived!We go over Ricky's birthday party, 90's commercials, and Disney movies.
Episode 84 - Brütal Legend
ROCK & ROLL!!!! We celebrate Ozzy Osbourne life by going over one of his most famous video games.The boys also go over worst places to be hungover, Schwarzengger movies, and famous cartoon dogs.
Episode 83 - Spyro
Drink that bleach, bitch!We talk about our live episode from Pride, some kids make the world's biggest ramen bowl, and we have a second game!Oh Yeah, we talk about the little dragon that could, Spyro, as well...
Episode 82 - Uwe Boll
Movie Month ends with a detailed report of one of the worst directors of video game movies, Uwe Boll. Ricky teases the Patreon story of how he fell down over the weekend, we talk a bit about 90's alternative rock, and Kermit and Ms. Piggy...